Humph!

It can get rather boring being up here and not going for nice walks on the beach track.

He spends his day reading his Kindle and fart-arsing about on that computer and I have to sit out here being good.

At least at Playa Paraíso, I have cats to watch out for and people to stare at as they walk past.

Up here it's so quiet, all I do is snooze in the sun all day.

Actually, come to think of it, that's not so bad.