Grey

Today the weather has been as bleak as meteorologically possibly, without actually raining. Instead of being the hottest few weeks of the year, this felt the same as an unremarkable November day. This dead seal expresses everyone’s sentiments about the weather.

Rishi Sunak’s announcement about the ten quid meal voucher for August is the epitome of window dressing. Dear populace: let’s hope that by throwing a voucher for money off your chimichanga at Chiquito’s, you will continue to laud Boris and his cronies for a Covid-19 fight well done. This government’s attempts at window-dressing are blatant. And that phrase even feels offensive to windows.