"Who has seen the wind?"

With "She who must be obeyed" in much less than peak fitness, Him-fellah gets to do a lot of the cooky-type stuff.
Couple that with the fact that I'm still learning what I can, and can't do,
(Get away with) on the old "pointy-shooty" and you get the old lad aiming at anything which won't hit back.
Tonight's culinary offering was just a quick shot ...
Followed by "What the heck's that?" Strange streaks on pic., when downloaded, turned out to be a photo of steam, loitering with intent to fog up the lens.
Didn't actually make it though, still over the pan at shooting.
If anybody, with less knowledge, (Not hard to find) had asked "Can that thing take a photo of a vapour?" I would have said "Gerroutovit!" or words to that effect.