The Piper Pied...of Sodium Chloride

To the fence-line I wandered,
to the fence-line I clung.
All in an effort,
to get donkey tongue.

Donkeys have no lip care,
donkeys have no Chapstick.
But they do like the virtues...
of a good salty lick.

If you don't like tongue,
I'll take all the fault.
But to me...hard to resist,
donkey Walt licking salt.

Walt, the donkey, talked.

"Don't just stand there Camera Guy,
don't be such a schlepper.
And as long as you're there...
could you get me some pepper?"

Although this story,
is made up and fake...
the three other donkeys,
refused to partake.