Nearly there?

Those "of a certain age" may remember the advert reference "Pinch an inch".  
Look it up now and you're as likely to find - "~ ~ name (aka MrT) Owner and Trainer at The Pinchaninch Body Transformation Centre."  though it may depend upon which search engine you employ; this time I got quite a few references to the original "inch".  I seem to be nearer at the edge than the in the middle.
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