These boots are made for ...

...Chewin'.

Today's highlights from Planet Unreal:

Cats tried to eat our boots, as you can see.

More snow - the slushy unpleasant short.

Was accused of smirking in a meeting.

Found out that a colleague and I grew up in the same part of South London and were just two years apart at Junior School!

Spent £53 on cat food. We have a lot of cats.

Didn't eat until 6pm. Deliberate. Thinking of giving this weird semi fasting diet thing a go.

Fell asleep over my laptop at 9.45 pm and decided to stop working at this point.

The Pope resigned. First time in nearly six hundred years that a pontiff has chucked in the papal towel apparently. I reckon he has got a job as a TV presenter. You know "Saturday night with Benedict".

Enough now.