Proof a trained monkey can do my job

"Dad, what is it you do?" was the innocent enough question.

"Mmensfuhbhf[hahiidopa, jsdhhpeue," must have been what my response sounded like. 

Ottawacker Jr. did pick up on one part of it though. When I said, "a trained monkey could do what I do," it struck a chord. Because when I got to the desk this morning, I had been replaced.

Out of interest, I checked what it had typed. It was crap. Nowhere near as good as me.

Mind you, it's not a real monkey...