Emergency rations

JazzyB has given me a few free chuckles over the last 24 hours, one was the bin men throwing her recycling boxes in with the recycling and her indignant approach to our door as if it was something cruel that I had done or even prevented. Hoots of laughter, lots of choking gasps.
Then she, JazzyB admitted that she had done what Mrs Booty did last year with the Christmas Eve shop, adjusted her order then forgot to book out properly, result, no food.

So JB did the same and now we have been literally inundated by Sainsbugs vans, well..... one.

This is an emergency as I still have chesticles. Even the doc admitted it and he was in high dudgeon, (he used the F word) to describe the cretin who rammed his white van into his car. So I am definitely out of play.

In other news......
I am going to replace the battery in my iPhone, when the bloody thing gets here. £4.50 instead of hundreds of pounds and a new contract. Images to follow.
Flossies electric training collar has arrived. She knocked two toddlers over the other day while out with her mum. Can't have a renegade dog hurting children and being a nuisance.
That's Mrs Booty's German Muscle car in the foreground, va va voom.....