Richard Of York

Dear Givers of Treats,

Honestly, The Princess is so demanding. Trying to make me look up with “Murphy, Murphy.”

I know it was a rainbow and I know she wanted a picture but I WAS VERY BUSY EATING GRASS and I didn’t want to look up. I don’t know why she gets so overexcited about those things anyway. I wonder if she knows it’s just light and water?

M