Rose tinted glasses

Was going to write a lovely blip about my adorable man and his rose tinted glasses. Was going to write how he tells me I look beautiful even though I am 36 weeks pregnant. I was going to write how he makes me feel fantastic even though I have just measured my waist and it has expanded to 45inches!!!

I was going to until 5 minutes ago when he shouted and burst into laughter as I tried to photograph the worms on the lawn...

'Ha ha ha ha look at you, you big fat fuc***ng Hephalump'