The Van . . .

Help wanted . . . as many Pogos (don't ask) as you can eat and a Spicy Sausage for dinner. The operator of this chip wagon is deep inside his vehicle warming his hands over the grill and praying for an end to the cold, cold weather. Not a good job - in the winter you freeze; in the summer, you fry. Good work experience, perhaps.

Jools and I are celebrating Valentine's Day here tonight, but don't tell her - it's a surprise . . .