Oi Oi..

.... Subtitle :  'I can see you have quite a long lens on that camera, so if it's ok with you I'm going to come and sit snugly right beside you. There's no way you'll be able to catch a shot of that.'

How do they know?

We had a nice heart to heart anyway, which is all that really matters. 

I'm stuck for other words today. 
One of the elderlies is having a birthday soon, and it's so hard to find anything suitable, to please. Sweet things, which would be most appreciated, would be eaten in one go owing to memory issues. (Much like a child, surrounded by messy wrappers, announcing, 'I haven't had any chocolate at all today'. Damp flannel time!). 
Part of me thinks, 'what the heck, buy chocolates', but the sensible part thinks, 'why push the blood sugars into crazy?'
I shan't be allowed in anyway, which is very sad. 
Understandable, but still sad. 
The only birthday request has been for 'a fire arm' (!!!).
(It must have been a bad day).

Oh well.
Onwards. 
Seriously considering one of those doggy bowls that only open one day at a time... 
I think I might be onto something there. 
Dragon's Den anyone?