A New Shop In The Old Town

Noticed this new shop in the old town (Sibbald Walk if you want to avoid it) and I thought I wonder what it sold.



“Do you sell tripe in pounds and stones or by the kilogram?”



“What is the quality of your mince? Is it pure?”

These were only a couple of questions that went through my mind, but on investigation ie looking through the windows, it was pretty obvious that there was nobody there to answer my queries. Well, there was a couple of large, very large security chaps, possibly with bulges under their oxters on duty, so with discretion being the better part of valor I beat my retreat.