SOS

Dan is pictured here going hell for leather on the karaoke, possibly the ABBA edition of Singstar. On Sunday I was in a pathetic state and a video of Does Your Mother Know emerged that wasn’t pretty.

I’ve drunk a lot of coffee since March. I couldn’t stomach a cup to know whether my headache was caused by lack of caffeine or too much blue curaçao the night before. I was a pitiful sight and was only good for watching re-runs of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.