Added Value

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

At work, I have to attend a daily stand up meeting. Normally I would avoid this kind of thing like the plague but I find my scrum master’s stream of consciousness hilarious. He is from the west coast and has a very strong accent...

“Aw, come oan”
“To tell you - yesterday ah hud a see you next Tuesday o a day”
“Ma computa’s bein a wee tw@t”
“Am gonnae throw this computa oot twh windae”

Today’s gem was a very loud burp - “oops, sorry aboot that”

They are the only meetings I get any value from!

C