Fast Forward

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

Date night 2000
Get dressed up
Put on make up
Choose shoes that look very pretty/hurt a lot
Attempt to put a whole load of cr@p in handbag
Remove half of crap in order to close handbag
Drinks
Cinema
Drinks
Dinner
Consider ditching shoes and going barefoot
More drinks
Forget that feet hurt
Dancing/Casino

Date night afternoon 2020
Look out waterproofs
Pull on walking boots
Make sure dog walking bag has adequate supply of poo bags and a ball
Buy treat of takeaway coffee and cake
Walk up muddy hill
Accessorise glamorous outfit with (full) poo bag for most of walk

On the plus side no chance of a hangover!

C