Beyond Belief

Dear Givers of Treats,

“You have to poo in the garden Murphy”

RIDICULOUS!

I am the bestest boy, not a savage. Just because THEY do it inside, doesn’t make it right. I EAT that grass. Why would I poo on it? That’s disgusting.

The Princess forgot my walk this morning. I am a good boy so I gently reminded her. By barking and barking until she took me out. I’m worried she is getting very lazy - she actually DROVE to the hill and I had only just finished running round and round in circles when she said we had to go home.

She must have needed a poo.

M