It’s All Gone To Pot

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

There was almost a domestic. Why? Because in a clear violation of the Tea club’s code of conduct, The Prince made a cup of tea. For himself. Without offering anyone else a cup.

It is no exaggeration to say that on discovery of this offence, shock spread through the household like wildfire. In the words of The Eldest Mini Princess, “What kind of sick psychopath does that?”

Rest assured it was dealt with swiftly by the disciplinary committee and needless to say, The Prince will be on tea and biscuit duty for the foreseeable future.

C