Just Call Me Unlucky Alf

did any one ever watch The Fast Show ?
There was a character on their called ''unlucky alf''nothing went right for him
Well thats pretty much me at the moment 
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What a rubbish afternoon yesterday...I went docs for a chronic illness assessment.....they had 4 goes at getting blood then had to use a canulla.....took my blood pressure 4 times it was sky high the nurse  said she needed to get a doc luckily my usual doc was there so she came in ...as my readings are ok at home she told me to take readings for a week then get back to her ....on top of not being able to breathe I now feel bloody fed up......
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR