Cat

Django feels that there has been far too much mention of the cat in the past few days. He wishes everyone to know that he is a very much more handsome animal, and that black cats are poor subjects for photos on social media. He also points out that the white flecks on his coat are light snow, and not dandruff. However, I have resisted his demands that I remove them using Photoshop.

Django was a star on our walk today. He was 20m away from me when Sir Robert Clerk drove up, and obediently sat on demand while I walked up to hold his collar. We got an approving wave as the laird drove past.

Kermit has survived the night, and not managed to remove his collar.