Wherever I lay my hat....

.. or the cat equivalent. This is Bertie. He doesn’t live here but he thinks he does. He makes himself at home, lying wherever he pleases, enjoying the catnip, and generally enchanting the household into accepting him.
I’ve tried contacting his ‘home’ recently as I have messaged them in the past, but they don’t reply. They did come and collect him before Christmas, when he’d been ‘missing’ for over a week, but they didn’t seem that bothered. Maybe he’s now not bothered about going home ....