Dave the dog.

Didn't have a camera with me or my trusty iPhone so we used MrsDB's amazingly confusing Android Samsung Galaxy 3 to take this pic. Then to get it onto the Mac we had a choice - read a brain numbing, jargon filled document called 'easy downloads' buried deep within the labyrinth of menus or email the pic to myself and download it. Chose the latter.

The pic looks sharp on the Samsung but once it's been processed by the Android it doesn't look brilliant. But that's OK 'cos neither is Dave. How can I put it in photographic terms? Err... well he's not the sharpest file in the folder.

Here he contemplates suicide because the birds in the garden could be eating all of his food and he's been banned from tearing round the garden like a brown loon barking, snarling and snapping at them. If he was my dog I'd have him sectioned or castrated or something.