oh hallelejah

So impatient
Refreshing my email non-stop
Finally broke and asked at 11 am only to be told, "nothing yet"
Just when I learned a new piss phrase the news came in
I have a job offer

Now, technically, it is a tentative job offer. I have to jump through some security hoops, but everyone agrees that this might be a bother but won't be an issue. So maybe it is like being a little bit pregnant? 

Thank you so much for the strong wishes.