Mine

"Is it a crime, to fight, for what is mine?"
Tupac Shakur

Apparently, trying to save my people at two in the morning from a vicious and imaginary attacker is not acceptable behaviour.

BUT it wasn't me who dropped the cup at 5:30am was it? Causing doggy and human panic?

I do, however, apologise for doing a lot of shouting this morning since then. These early mornings do make me a bit crotchety alright?

This dog speaks the truth. :))