Cold Extremities

Ride a striped cushion to a lady who's cross,
Because I ate her gloves, and ran off with her socks;
She's missing fingers and has holes at her toes,
She'll have cold extremities wherever she goes.

I swear Maud is laughing in this. She's definitely thinking up her next naughtiness. She doesn't actually chew the socks, generally. She mostly just likes to run around with them in a rocking horse fashion!

Another long day topped off with a personnel meeting! The joy!