When you cry with laugher then injure yourself

It’s Alice’s 18th birthday today .. Little Po is her mother .. we’ve just had the best garden party of the entire year ;-)) .... haaaaaa I’m such a turd , it’s the only one so far ... you always know you’ve had a good time when you get grass stains on a faux fur coat .
We often get asked if we’ve been drinking alcohol.. no . It’s very very rare . Po is a non drinker full stop, Tits McGee is a occasionally and the last time I drank a G&T was before Christmas. We truly do not need artificial enhancement x