Near Death Experience

No, not the trip first thing to Tesco. The near death experience was when I got home, buttered a crumpet and ate it too quickly. Next thing, I was on all fours, choking, expelling wind violently from both ends and laughing so much I had tears rolling down my face. As I lay in the recovery position on the floor, Ruby and Mrs S told me it was the most I’d ever made them laugh.

After that I recovered to have a virtual bike ride, a very short FaceTime with Dad and my sis, then a dog walk.

I predict an early night. Too much excitement for one day.