Lovely straight road / Schöne gerade Straße

“Straight roads do not make skillful drivers”
(Paulo Coelho).

Afraid me and Paulo don’t agree on much - I’d like to see him steering a cargo bike with a shed load of beach toys, a half-eaten picnic and these two lumps on anything other than this lovely straight cycle path.

Maybe he should stick to his multi-million-selling pseudo-phililosophical platitudes, and leave transport infrastructure to me?