Nutcase

At first I thought someone had fallen into the river and was in distress. But that was not the case! Dip me in butter and roll me in nuts. A man who swims in the river and not just once but several times. I am not kind when I say he is stupid, but unfortunately it is true. Several people have drowned and drown annually in the river due to the strong currents. I say, I do not jump into the river to save a nutcase.