Cosmopoleary

We are a welcoming, cosmopolitan, pluricultural, kind and warm community. Also the weather is always sunny in Dun Laoghaire. 
Dalkey on the other hand are snobs and Blackrock are a bunch of bigoted racists. And the weather is always shite in Monkstown. 

Dun Laoghaire,. We've got it all*



* tough shit for the rest