Events, dear boy, events

Emma's got an eviction notice for Friday.
Jazza's found out, via Instagram, that her ex has got a new girl. 
Mu's fallen out with Nico because he put Jon Batiste's Freedom on too loudly and smoked inside.
Hinde's lost consciousness in a cave above Tarrascon and gone to A&E.
Jo's lost her car keys.

Poured a gin and rocked back to see this beaut.