We didn't do nothing

We didn't do nothing!  Honest we didn't.  So how could she say she'd send us back from whence we came if it not our fault?  I know it's incomprehensible.  And that's a very big word for two small dogs.

\It all came about because she was vacuuminining the stairs, and they was filthy pretty grubby on account of all our fur on the carpet.

But if you will own small fluffy dogs, you have to deal with the fluff sooner or later.  That's our excuse anyway, and we is fairly sure she won't send us back.

She won't will she???