Selfish dad

My dad is so selfish, he has gone and got himself a "My Grain" whatever one of those is. So I haven't seen him all day.
I'm giving him a good look over and he doesn't look too pretty but somehow he has managed to get up in time for "THE RUGBY" so he is looking back at me and saying softly, "Go away."

My shifty looks at him confirm my initial diagnosis, Mad as a Mongoose.