JulieAss Teaser, Part II

JulieAss! I came back to see if I could lend you a hearing aid, but you've found your ears again!

No. My pal BrutAss lent me his. He's sick of hearing about the Euros. Says he's taking a sharpened carrot to the next person who says 'football's coming home'!

Mmm. Anyway, I enjoyed our chat about the Bard yesterday. You're obviously a huge fan.

Well, he was a clever man wasn't he. Playwright, poet.... CEO of a cosmetics company.

Eh? A what?

Cosmetics. It's all there in his plays if you pay attention. They didn't have commercial breaks, like we do nowadays, so he went in for subliminal advertising instead.

You're not serious?

Yes! All his best known quotes are about his cosmetics.
'All that glisters...'. That's his eyeshadow range.
'To gild refined gold, to paint the lily....' Nail polishes.
'Out, out damn spot'...his acne creams.

Incredible. What was the company called?

It's world famous - he used to say his catchphrase all the time.

What catchphrase?

'Ding dong, Bard of Avon calling...'