Once a Yorkshireman......

Apparently today is Yorkshire Day.  I'm not exactly sure of the purpose but I was born in Yorkshire and I'm never known to pass up a decent celebration so I thought I'd give it a go.  Unfortunately I don't have a whippet and there's never a Brass Band around when you need one so instead here's a Yorkshire Selfie of me in my flat cap.

They say the definition of a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with the generosity beaten out of him.  One I knew had a poorly cat so took it to the vet.  The vet said to him 'Is it a Tom?'.  The Yorkshireman replied "No, yer daft b****r, I've brung it wi' me".