Ye Olde Street Walke

‘We going to the Bakery Cafe?’ Asks I.
‘No!’ Replies the Silverback.

Why not?
There be a pestilence in the village.

Really?
Yea verily, the cart cometh at noon to collect the dead!

Crikey!
Crikey indeedeth!

Why are you talking old English?
Because ye olde plague hath returneth young Enzo.

Are you taking yee pisseth?
Yea verily, young fellow, yea verily.