Are you calling me an ostrich?

I’m a Rhea at Mainsgill Farm on the A66. I’ll grant you I live next door to an ostrich. He’s totally different to me. We’re both big birds, I’m the more handsome and debonair. He’s just a bird with a long neck and no personality.

And as for the camels across the way, they’ve always got the hump about something or other. They’re not photogenic, just slow cud chewers. You came to the right guy.

The long drive south has taken its toll. The only thing to report that it was completed safely and in good time, which is always something to be thankful for. We avoided the idiots. 448 miles, average speed 55mph and 71mpg.