A Yellow DogTale

Yellow Dog and I went to Tesco today. You too? Small world. He likes the Ness-side outlet because he says, ‘I meet a better standard of vehicle there.’ But he moans if I park away from other cars. ‘I was rather hoping to see that cute little Yaris again.’
‘Well, you never know,’  I said.
‘Those ghastly bin lorries will be here soon,’ he complained.
‘No, they won’t it’s not lunchtime. Would you like to be nearer the fish van?’
‘Oh, no, I can smell it from here, thank you.‘
When I got back from the shop he said:
‘Can we go to the seaside some time?’
‘You remind me of somebody,’ I said.