Zero % Cholesterol!

The marketing ploy at Lidls for these things is clever:Massive great sacks you could sleep inside with a scoop to help yourself. It is a very satisfying act shoveling your nuts into the bag. So you just keep going, forgetting its £x per kilo. Lots of fat in them, lots of sodium of course. But they are just so morish you just keep splitting and eating like an addict.
But at least they are cholesterol free. So that's alright then...