Why so serious?

Title attributed to B, pictured here - so serious - because we didn't get into the Bowie exhibition.

The queue snaked through marble nudes from Greek mythology. At one point I seriously considered stealing Poseidon's trident and forking a few gabbling fashion-and-music-istas, but instead we decamped to the public house, via the gift shop where these beauties (and I'm referring to the hats here) were for sale. Cheered us up slightly, not that you can tell from our sad, sad faces.