Reagans Raiders!

In the ...lets see....44 years since I first picked up a comic book and fell hopelessly and completely in love, I have read some pretty bizarre stuff. None of it, not even Tales of the Leather Nun comes even close to the awesomeness of Reagan's Raiders. Even Chaplains at War didn't make me throw up as much as this little gem from the 1980's. Ronald Reagan fights terrorism by undergoing the experimental "Alpha Soldier" process ( not in any way derivative of Captain America I'm sure) - all the young, fit subjects have not survived but luckily for the Gipper it works just fine on "an older organism" and so he forces George "Pappy" Bush, Casper Weinberger and his senior cabinet to be transformed into the massively physiqued, instantly commando trained "Reagan's Raiders" .....the process does not apparently include face lifts.

I've known for years that the Republican Party got their economic illiteracy and self serving world view from the masturbatory high school fantasies of Ayn Rand but now we know where they get their foreign policy from! The two books all Republicans obviously read - Atlas Shrugged and Reagans Raiders finally the last twenty years makes sense.

I now have to go clean my mind of this filth.....where's my copy of Leather Nun....