Hot Tubbin

“Explain it to me again” sez I.
“People like to sit and soak in hot tubs while they chat” said the Sparrow.

“Don’t they have chairs?” I asked.
“I’m sure they have, but they like to soak away their worries in hot mineral water”

“Wot if they have no worries?”
“Then they can just sit and relax” she said.

“And dogs are NOT allowed?” asks I.
“Definitely NOT, it’s on the sign!”

‘That’s a relief’ thought I.