Why do dogs....

....have no real concept of their own size??

Why did I get the 45kg+ GSD who is convinced he is a lap dog?

Why is the neighbour's teeny spaniel convinced she is Queen of the World?

And why does the other neighbour's even teenier terrier bark outrageously fiercely when no one at all worried about him being Fierce and In Charge.

What is wrong with their brains??

And possibly most important of all why DO dog noses look like angry aliens?