Eider(rather be)down under....

I'm sick to death of sleet and snow,
of misery and gloom.....
Of central heating being turned
to 'max' in every room.

The weather's crap, the forecast worse -
this 'spring' is just a failure.
Would anybody notice if,
I nipped off to Australia?

I have become a woman who goes to bed with two hot water bottles! (Don't tell the neighbours - my reputation will be in shreds.....)