Chequing out.....

Those of you who pay attention, may remember that I received one of these incredible windfalls last year too - this amount, however, is 20% more!

So I'm afraid that's it....I have to leave you. My Blipping days are over.

Now that I shall be taking my place on the Sunday Times Rich List, it's time for me to find a more select group of snappers......somewhere where you don't take daily photos of your life - you get someone else to do it for you.....

I must say, I've enjoyed you all immensely. But I'm sure you'll appreciate that I can no longer associate with a bunch of plebs, poor people, Glaswegians, ordinary folk. It's time to join the upper echelons of Edinburgh society.

(If there's no crisps though, I'll be back.....)