Richard the Thurd -

First rant of the challenge. I wish someone could explain to me how this is better than just leaving the doggy doo where it lies. At least there it's bio-degrable and you can take your own evasive action. In contrast, this little 'package' is going to be hanging in full view for months to come. In the unlikely event that any locals are reading, this is Hobs Hole Lane, Aldrige. So, if the crap fits. leave it where it lies or take it home but don't hang it like some toxic christmas decoration. Rant over, off for a walk in the sunshine.