Living my dream

By Mima

Unconscious

Bean spent much of the morning comatose beneath one of her blankets, as usual. She looks like the wolf in Little Red Riding Hood here.

I bailed out of working in a friend’s garden this morning after an hour, thanks to encountering hidden dog shit in the borders.

They have a relatively new puppy who initially used the lawn as his toilet. They didn’t like that, so now he uses the flower beds.

Having knelt and then trodden in his offerings, I stripped off my stinking dirty clothes and shoes, hosed myself down and came home to put everything in the wash (including my body).

It was not a good start to the day.

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