WARNING! WARNING!

I think these birds are domesticated, but hey...they were out in the road...out in the country.

I rolled down my window and yelled...
"TOMORROW'S THE HOLIDAY!"
I said to the gobbler and hen.
"PEOPLE WANT TO EAT YOU!
GET BACK TO YOUR PEN!"

Unlike Paul Harvey, I don't really want to tell "The Rest of the Story", but...

I lured the turkeys with crumbs of bread,
and I had an empty van.
I wonder if I can do the plucking...
 get him into the roasting pan?

Believe what you may.