Supplements...
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
Fran Lebowitz
Pud: What you doing?
Maud: I'm eating a stick. Obviously.
Pud: Why?
Maud: Because it's amazeballs...
Pud: What?
Maud: It's lovely...
Pause
Pud: You do know there's zero nutritional value in that, right?
Maud: I'm using it as part of a calorie controlled diet. It's like a supplement.
Pud: Are you insane?
Maud: No, I'm a dog...
This one's for LucyW... It's quite a rare event for me to do as I'm told...
I'm working today... Hopefully I'll get what I need doing completed! Yikes! The good thing about 5:00 o'clock deadlines- they concentrate the mind! (Or the mint, as iPhone would have it...)
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