Meerkat?

"Even my great grand-mother did impressions."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

I know you probably think I am just having a kip here but no, I am actually in rehearsal for my show "Maud's Famous Impression Show" to be aired on BBC 8 in the Autumn - I will be the saviour of the Corporation. Probably.*

So here it is...

"Comparethemeerkat.com. Simples..."

What do you think?

*Should I ring up the new DG, Tony Hall? I know he's looking to save some money and make his mark as a cutting edge leader of great talent...I'm dead cheap. A few biscuits and a tennis ball is the only payment I need?!

Don't know about my manager though. She might not be as easily pleased...

Off to work - doing it from home today.